Monday, September 29, 2014

50 things to do in exchange


1.Miss the plane (yup, how I know when my flight takes off, or that the airline will call me to push me)
2.Eat 600 calories a day
3.Burn 135 calories by walking to school 30min a day during the months of October, November, and December
4.Use 6 squares of toilet paper a day
5.Talk to people once in 7 days, during service on Sunday, no talking also can
6.Do not drink coffee (not the free brew from the Sunday refreshments, not on the airlines, not the complimentary breakfast in the inn)
7.Leave home at 930pm and come back at 4am
8.Recognise classmates on the all-night service
9.Study
10.Don't use a table to study
11.Do not turn the lights on (you can play with the dark)
12.Do not buy down feather jacket
13.Do not use umbrella (rip 'em)
14.Do not bring winter pants
15.Do not buy leather gloves
16.Do not buy heat pack
17.(Censored ) try to save toilet paper 
18.Unleash the horror at the changing room of Topshop The Bay
19.Do not take rice (no, I didn't miss any home food)
20.Stuff bread- have oatmeal, quinoa, couscous, bread, pita bread
21.Guess the stollen, poppy seed cake, baklava correctly
22.Know the falafel, hummus, tahini, foul
23.Try the kueh sago, cornbread, polenta 
24.Download the voice recording of yourself making a whopping cough during lecture, recognize which one belongs to you
25.Make a phone call in the garage
26.Make a phone call in the rubbish dump
27.Make a phone call in the laundry area
28.Make a phone call in the basement
29.Find plushies in the mailbox on Black Friday
30.Use Skype mobile 
31.Be asked out on last Sunday of the year
32.Be asked out on Christmas eve
33.Be asked out on the last day of paper
34.Be asked out on Christmas day
35.Be asked out on new year's eve and new year
36.Feel like Titanic and be unable to proceed many times during a 30min walk
37.Withdraw outstanding balance of 1K, lose wallet, find printer to print ticket without a printer the days school has closed a day before the day of leaving
38.Get invited for a meal when outside 
39.Be matchmade 
40.Be proposed to
41.Be mistaken as a caucasian
42.Take the plane alone
43.Take the taxi cab alone
44.Find your way back drunk and vomit in the sink
45.Make your way alone, drunk 
46.Lazy
47.Lazy
48.No, no new york
49.Lazy
50.Lazy

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