Sunday, September 28, 2014

50 things to do before you leave university


1.First week as a freshie, stayover at the notorious design arts school (yup, my grandmother did not ask me how to suck eggs nor had I tried a nanyang breakfast before despite being lived for 20 years)
2.See how people club with the blue screen on
3.Have someone to chauffeur to school on Mondays and back on Fridays (yes, this happens in 3rd tier ntu too)
4.Study exam in a hotel
5.Explore it later
6.Sleep in an opposite gender's room (make friends with the roomie)
7.Dye your hair fire engine red and curl it
8.Have a fruits Monday (fruits not bought from school)
9.Have a Formal Friday (not dress-down Friday)
10.Have a gothic Monday
11.Manage the drunk on top of the arts building as a freshie
12.Make pasta in hall
13.Make tri-colour pasta in hall
14.Make squid ink spaghetti in hall
15.Make spaghetti with chocolate sauce in hall
16.Walk to see the cotton trees
17.Buy ice cream at 3am at the gourmet grocer
18.Sit at the US bar top and say hi to international Indian friends
19.Cook bread pudding in hall (make it pink)
20.Stay in study room till 2am
21.Walk to see the President's house
22.Buy salmon pâté
23.Buy goose liver pâté
24.Make bread (not peace), in hall
25.Stay in biz lib at 945pm, snapping a photo of it as dark as Titanic before chased out
26.Be outside of school and miss the last trains (of both lines) to get back to school
27.Buy greek yogurt and eat it (or store it)
28.Walk to ah fang and get your legs scraped by the parapet on a rainy day
29.Have your hair washed in school (pay the barber) (not just once)
30.Pretend the library is your second home, stock it with our water bottles, tupperwares, fruits basket, grapes, laptop bags, bags, sleeping bags, sweaters, Korean food
31.Stock the library and settle with your sweets, honey sweets, tic tac, apples, water bottle, special beverage water bottle and tea and comp and wire and comp and wire
32.Eat vegetarian (?everyday)
33.Bring a different set of pajamas each year
34.Blog about Taylor Swift's cone in school
35.Blog about purple tofu in school
36.Make oatmeal (twice servings, if necessary)
37.Buy helium balloons for someone for Valentine's day in school
38.Go home, taking 2 hours to come to school when exam venue is 50m away from hall, go home after exam
39.Observe the birds of paradise
40.Observe the blue bottles
41.Observe the chicken
42.Observe the monkey
43.Get approached by people on the way to school, on the way back school, people from other schools, exchange students in school
44.Finish writing a film essay every semester (until exchange crumbles your life)
45.Share a locker with 3 people for a year
46.See a mice trap with live mice on it
47.Eat at Starbucks (not the cake) (for 5 times)
48.Eat at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (for 2 times)
49.Don't use a table to study 
50.Have an impersonalised caricature and a new name vandalised on your clicker by 2 different persons
51.Lazy

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